He smiles and hands her the pieces of paper neatly typed and on them it is writtten:
NAME: Mr S Aviour
WORK EXPERIENCE: Healing the sick in mind and body
Trained Support Worker
PHd in every known subject
Casting out demons on request
SKILLS AND Generous
ATTRIBUTES: Easy going
Good sense of humour
WORK Have worked with millions of men,
HISTORY: women and children around the world
and have a guaranteed 100% success
OUTSTANDING Died and rose again. Able to withstand
SKILL/S: and control the devil and any demon.
TRAINING: 33 years with a background in Israel,
followed by over 2000 years on the
job training of others.
HOBBIES: Saving children, women and men.
Carrying out miracles.
REFERENCE: On request from My Father.
She looks up at Him stunned and says 'Mr Aviour, what kind of salary would You be looking for then?!' and He replies 'None - my services are free. To all who ask Me for them.
She says 'It can't be true, You do this for anyone, for free?!'
He calmy says 'It is a gift which costs nothing to those who ask for My help and I am always here waiting to be invited in. Will you advertise my credentials then please?' and she says 'I will put the word out, Mr S Aviour. Thank You!'